Zeltron

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Zeltron
Planet of origin	Zeltros
Height of average adult	1.8 (average)
Skin color	Pink, red
Hair color	Red, blue
Distinctions	Pheromones, general hotness

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Zeltrons are a race of super, extremely hot aliens who love parties and relations. They especially love relations with Force users. For some unfathomable reason, they thought that Luke Skywalker was soooo hawt.

Zeltrons' main job in life was to dress in skimpy clothing and sleep with anything that moved, then to get offended when somebody called or suggested that they were whores.

Will they have sex with Hoojibs? Naturally.

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