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"It is done!! At long last...it is done!!"
God after the creation of Zeltros

Zeltros was a planet created by God to satisfy his sexual needs. It replaced Ryloth, which had been used accordingly for over six thousand years. As a result of the new terrain, Kyle's mood was changed, which alongside the phenomenal planet, influenced the Twi'leks he had brought to the planet. They evolved into Zeltrons, and began building their own cities, such as Playtex. They were fit and hot, willingly served as Kyle Katarn's personal sex slaves. Because of this, they thought of themselves as being high and mighty; they even referred to themselves as "the best tail you'll get throughout the galaxy." Despite the complete and total hotness of Zeltrons, the Twi'leks still had their lekku, which still held a special allure for Kyle. This was proven when Kyle left the world after a hundred years of rule... sensor stations on Zeltros tracked his ship to Nal Hutta... where the lord stayed for another 400 years...


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This article is called Zeltros. Zeltros has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Zeltros can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Zeltros.

Several of Kyle Katarn's critics were lead to believe that the Rakata had created Zeltros, to meet their own sexual needs. But they're just noobs, and if Kyle Katarn did not create Zeltros, it was either Revan or that lesbian who did the deed.

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