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"Maybe the Jedi High Council made a mistake by making you an exile. We regret that. You were the only one who.... returned from the...... wait.... after that session, Master Vrook threw a party but the Disco ball broke down. *You* were the only one who could fix it..."
"On the day that I was handed over to the Jedi, I became a Jedi."
―Ell, during his free time
Zez-Kai Ell grew up as a rich young pimp. At a very young age, not young, we're talking child here young, he owned a very large emporium for pimps. He was well respected. An offworld traveler overthrew him and mailed him to the Jedi for some reasons.
He was accepted and trained. He grew up tall. He became friends and hooked up with his fellow master cool guardian guy and had a spawned a young frog. He died due to their stupidity.